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			<title><![CDATA[ Twatter ]]></title>
			<link>http://darkcafe.yuku.com/topic/8745/t/Twatter.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ the place to send recent nude public shots to your friends. with a 177 word dirty dittys thrown in.
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anyone want my twatter name? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:25:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Twitter ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:29:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ no pube village ]]></title>
			<link>http://darkcafe.yuku.com/topic/8683/t/no-pube-village.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Babytown!
<br>
<br>
or Pornotown!
<br>
<br>
tehe.
<br>
<br>
<br>
clunk. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 15:31:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ From pasty to nasty ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <strong>Cornwall Gets Nasty Over Devon&#39;s Pasty Prize</strong>
<br>
<br>
A row has erupted in the south west after a pie maker in Devon was given the prize for Britain&#39;s best Cornish pasty.
<br>
<br>
The decision prompted anger among bakers in Cornwall, who said that firms from the neighbouring county should be barred from entering the competition.
<br>
<br>
An appeal to disqualify the winners, Chunk of Devon, failed. Some Cornish bakers are now threatening to boycott next year&#39;s... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:06:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ trim that bush! ]]></title>
			<link>http://darkcafe.yuku.com/topic/8677/t/trim-that-bush-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ this is a real commercial. i&#39;m shocked, i tell you. schocked. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAk77Kr_OwQ">link.</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:35:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ BBQ? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ From what I&#39;ve been learning from my dad the best way to cook BBQ is marinate with Vinegar and seasons with salt pepper and pepirika.  Than you got tender
juicy BBQ.  Who else BBQs? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:26:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Interesting dilemma ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ What would you do -- keep quiet or head for the courts...

<blockquote>
  Two mothers in Russia have been forced to swap their two-year-old sons after DNA tests revealed the children had been mixed up as newborns by a careless
  nurse. According to Russian media reports, a court ordered the two heartbroken women - a Chechen and a Russian - to exchange the boys they had raised as
  their own. The error was uncovered when one of the mothers, Anna Androsova, discovered her son&#39;s maternity... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 13:39:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ No-pub village ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7922838.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7922838.stm</a> The march of progress, villages turning into
sterile isolated suburbs of home-drinking long-distance commuters, living on pretend farms and shopping at out of town superstores. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif"> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 05:59:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The London Marathon - run by the Cutty Sark, etc. ]]></title>
			<link>http://darkcafe.yuku.com/topic/8620/t/The-London-Marathon-run-by-the-Cutty-Sark-etc-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ End about as far away as possible from an Underground station while being in Central London.
<br>
<br>
The British Museum&#39;s quite bad for that, too. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Dr John Oakland)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ RyanAir - run by spivs ]]></title>
			<link>http://darkcafe.yuku.com/topic/8619/t/RyanAir-run-by-spivs.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Just had to book a flight to Sardinia by RyanAir, as they seem to have 100% control of the airport at Alghero -- all other airlines flight to the other side of
the island.
<br>
<br>
Most entertaining seeing flights quoted at 0.79p, then reading through the inventory of extras assigned to taxes, fees etc - fees for luggage, check-in, use of
a credit card to pay on line (though free if you apply for and pay with a RyanAir credit card) and additional travel insurance and priority boarding fee... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 17:59:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ 40 pounds! HOLY MOLEY! ]]></title>
			<link>http://darkcafe.yuku.com/topic/8615/t/40-pounds-HOLY-MOLEY-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I just wieght myself tonight I have just went form 380 to 350 I am so proud of myself. I think I&#39;m gonig to continue to diet! I did not even stress myself
dieting I just ate normaly and did not over eat. rarely excercised. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:02:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Tesco - run by wankers ]]></title>
			<link>http://darkcafe.yuku.com/topic/8611/t/Tesco-run-by-wankers.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ OK, so what&#39;s the one day of the year you might really, really want to buy some Maple Syrup? Yes, Shrove Tuesday. So the stupid wankers who run our local
Tesco don&#39;t have any in. The shop is shit, pure shit. I&#39;m not using them ever, ever, EVER again. Arseholes.
<br>
This has been a rant. Thankyou for your time.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Harry Stottle)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 09:16:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Men see women in bikinis as objects ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <p>Scientists have demonstrated something that many women suspect and most men would admit only to themselves: pictures of scantily-clad females turn women
  into sexual objects in the minds of men. Feminists would no doubt see the discovery as the science of the bloody obvious, but the researchers claim the
  results demonstrate just how pictures of bikini-clad women affect the inner workings of the male brain.</p>

  <p>The study found that the part of the brain that keeps in... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (ostercy)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:51:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I don't want to sound gross... but... ]]></title>
			<link>http://darkcafe.yuku.com/topic/8598/t/I-don-t-want-to-sound-gross-but-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m thinking of getting plastic surgery and having buttocks implants.  I&#39;m not happy with sitting in pain because I no butt. I don&#39;t frankly care
about my looks or the apperance of my butt besides being overweight. But I cannot sit on any hard surfaces.  I always got to have a cushion when I sit. 
it&#39;s been like this since my childhood. I really need something for my butt. it hurts alot.
<br>
<br>
is this a bad idea? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 08:19:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ How To Spring Cleaning Living Areas ]]></title>
			<link>http://darkcafe.yuku.com/topic/8581/t/How-To-Spring-Cleaning-Living-Areas.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <div id="title">
  <h1>How To Spring Cleaning Living Areas</h1>

  <p id="byline">By <a target="_blank" href="http://housekeeping.about.com/mbiopage.htm">Sarah Aguirre</a>, About.com</p>While we may be doing an excellent job of maintaining
  our living areas, occasionally we need to do more than maintenance. Take the time to review what goes into a living room spring clean up. Find a list of
  supplies along with step-by-step instructions to do a thorough spring cleaning in your living... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (ostercy)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 13:54:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ 200 ]]></title>
			<link>http://darkcafe.yuku.com/topic/8566/t/200.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ took long enough.
<br>
<br>
surgery is on the 28th. I&#39;ll be passing the time in London until then.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Matrias)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 18:35:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Sulalee??? ]]></title>
			<link>http://darkcafe.yuku.com/topic/8535/t/Sulalee-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Has anybody heard how Su has been doing lately?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (iwaketosleep)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:38:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Oh the havoc you can reap with a penny... ]]></title>
			<link>http://darkcafe.yuku.com/topic/8516/t/Oh-the-havoc-you-can-reap-with-a-penny-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ So I go to Culver&#39;s today.  Pay day and all.
<br>
<br>
I order my meal (with the cheese curds, of course).  Total comes to $8.26
<br>
<br>
I already had a 20 in my hand I had just taken out of the ATM.  But I did have some change in my pocket.  So as I&#39;m handing the teenager my $20, I&#39;m
reaching in my pocket to find a penny.
<br>
<br>
So she enters the $20 before she gets the penny.  As I hand it to her, she takes it and kinda slumps her head down at the drawer.  &quot;Oh... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Chuck U Farley)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 09:17:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ What's your favorite vodka? ]]></title>
			<link>http://darkcafe.yuku.com/topic/8501/t/What-s-your-favorite-vodka-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ IMHO, Monopolowa wins hands down. It&#39;s a triple-distilled potato vodka from Austria that tastes just as good as any Ketel One or Grey Goose. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (DOPE FLEA COLLAR)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:27:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Failed marriage proposals ]]></title>
			<link>http://darkcafe.yuku.com/topic/8481/t/Failed-marriage-proposals.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Have you ever been turned down or turned someone down?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (ostercy)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:06:03 GMT</pubDate>
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